whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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