with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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