You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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