I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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