erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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