we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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