god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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