I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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