when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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