His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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