we made out on top of his cat.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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