The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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