i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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