he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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