But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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