Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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