The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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