CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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