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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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