was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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