Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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