I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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