lets start a swedish sibling band together
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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