i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pee around me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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