Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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