Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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