Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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