just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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