I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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