So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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