Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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