And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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