im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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