I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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