wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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