oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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