you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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