Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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