Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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