well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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