If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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