I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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