I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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