I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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