Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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