he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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