honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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