TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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