You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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