it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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